He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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