Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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