Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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