she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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