And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I understand Curling. That high.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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