You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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