So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
