it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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