Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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