I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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