I need help removing her.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I am naked and annoyed.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
