with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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