i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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