Already got asked if we're dating
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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