He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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