The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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