Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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