whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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