By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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