Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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