Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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