Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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