so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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