doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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