hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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