You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just high enough for therapy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
FUCK WHALES
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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