I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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