I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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