i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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