It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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