last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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