I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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