are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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