apparently the secret to your success is patron
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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