It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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