North Korea, Best Korea!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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