is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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