The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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