I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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