She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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