So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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