Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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