Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Acid is not a monday night drug
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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