Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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