I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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