I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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