she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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