I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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