She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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