I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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