I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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