Fuck appropriateness.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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