My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
